From the man who gave us G-shaped pubic hair during his time at Gucci, Tom Ford has yet again surprised the world with a truly incredible keepsake for the holidays. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you, the penis pendant necklace! Available in both gold and silver in three sizes including small, medium, and large, this golden piece of phallic couture can be yours for only $800 this holiday season.
Just make sure you don’t get this gift mixed up with your grandmothers once you’ve wrapped it!