Oh, Father John Misty. How we love you so. The genius musical troll otherwise known as Josh Tillman is at it again. We fell for his Taylor Swift 1989 stunt and loved his response “The Memo“. Now he’s shared what he claims to be some rejected Pandora promos. While we doubt these promos were ever submitted, the spots are hilarious brilliantly raw commentary on the state of the music industry. As Tillman remarks in one spot…

“It’s lonely out on the road, my Pandora mixtape helps me retain some semblance of an emotional existence as I sell myself piece by wretched piece one t-shirt at a time.”

On another….

“Whether you’re snorting rails of Tide off priceless Matisse cutouts or stuck at home because of your dismal Uber rating, my customized mixtape is guaranteed to be 100% Ed Sheeran. That’s Ed Sheeran all the time on Father John Misty radio.”

Give a listen to the spots below and enjoy.